Pants.

OK so because I will never be able to retell this story 1000 times I am doing it one shot. Listen carefully because things got well Jenna life style. MY LIFE IS WEIRD AND I HAVE DECIDED I LIVE IN A CHILDS FANTASY POP UP BOOK:Itinerary day 1 nothing planned for Alghero turned into:-Paid 40 euro to get on a boat this morning that said it took you around various grottos from 10am-4pm and lunch was included. It also took 2 stops for swimming.-What it didn’t include was the fact they were the nicest people ever and lunch consisted ofcourse 1: salami cheese fresh breadcourse 2: penne tomato sauce crabcourse 3: mussells endless mussells that they just caughtcourse 4: applescourse 5: desert wineAlso endless wine and water all day.  This trip was meant for people between ages 30-60 so they really enjoyed us and gave us snorkel equipment for free and we would only go if we could sunbath so we lied on the roof of the boat the entire time. And then they let us dive off of it and swim to the grottos. (pictures to come on someone else’s camera)


The original plan was to get back at 4 and make our own dinner. Have a calm night. WRONG WRONG WONG. They didn’t bring us back until 6:15 and we had to part with our friends that gave us tons of food to bring back. (every time your plate looked clean this little man would appear as if from nowhere and refill your plate) Also the boat had about 10 people.
So there was horse racing on the beach. We missed the horse racing BUT DON’T YOU WORRY. So we (the 3 of us) got a small bottle of wine and sat on the beach talking for quite some time. Then these guys dressed in some traditional Italian tuxedos are riding around on horsebacks. At that moment I decided that was the funniest pun I’d ever seen. Italian Stallion x 2. I also decided I needed to ride a horse on a beach because it is on my bucket list. So of course theres like 3 year olds taking pictures with the ponies and these guys speak NO english. And then they let me sit on the horse. Then for 15 minutes went horseback riding around the island through the streets of busy people. THANK GOD IVE TAKEN LESSONS BEFORE. Because the horse literarrly started cantering and I didn’t have a saddle. All whilst zelda and jasmine watched so once again…pictures to follow. Finally the other dude picked jasmine up and we galloped down the beach. It was magical. THIS IS WHERE THE NIGHT GETS WEIRD *see i bet you thought it already was*
So we start talking to these people next to where the horses dropped us off. She was 23 she looks like shes 30 though same with what i believe was her husband, I should know considering I just spent 3+ hours with them. Her sister’s husband ran the horse thing. Her sister spoke french and her husband had a 7D which is the camera we are using to shoot my show so I explained in french that I was waiting for equipment and asked if I could see a jack on his camera. Then gave them all the show information then we walked through the town forever with the sisters and one husband (other husband met up later). Once again alghero italy, good if you are a family with small children or 30+ because I swear we are the only ones our age here. OH ALSO SIDE NOTE: some point during the day this guy gave us all matching bracelets from his market boutique. American’s apparently never come here, he asked us how obama was. I really don’t think he understands um well anything. NOT THE POINT BACK TO MY FRIENDS. So they showed us ALL over and have all my show information they are excited to see it. We talked about everything IN FRENCH because she only spoke itallian and french. And we just wandered all these crazy little streets and cobble stones and castel towers and harbor lines. Then they bought me pizza even though I tried really hard to pay for it. They asked how I could possibly afford to be here and I started talking about my internship. I asked once again in french “have you heard of blink 182” she said no. I dropped it. 2 minutes later she screams AHH BLINK uno ottanta due!!! And starts screaming blink 182 lyrics at me in english. It was probably one of the best moments ever. ALSO SIDE NOTE they had speakers on top of the boat and it was all weird music some american top 40 radio hits THEN RANDOMLY MY FAVORITE BLINK 182 SONG. I was like ohmygod i hear marks voice in my head still! turns out I wasn’t just hearing things. So then I said do you know Mark Hoppus she responds “they all so funny so so funny so weird. Naked a lot funny hair” I said that was my boss. Then she told her sister and her sisters husband and their friends that had joined on to our trip. They all asked for a photo so I pulled up facebook. They screamed some more sang some lyrics. See Nagler’s it’s all about the blink 182 yet I did purposely write down all food items had today because I know how much it means to you.After hours of wandering and there were fireworks and outdoor music and all this other stuff and funny pictures and pizza they say they want to take us back to our place because theres no way we would find it. (actually the nicest people I have ever met). But on our way these guys started yelling stuff and then said photo photo we take photo with you (as if they didnt speak english) yet they were all wearing very American clothes.It was Italy’s national basketball team. Then one dude started bugging out OH WOW ENGLISH OHMYGOSH YOU SPEAK ENGLISH. He’s like well yeah I was in the NBA and I snapped at him why are you trying to pull that line on someone from America. Then we argued a bit more and hes like google my name. SOO yeah because of the lockdown hes playing for Italy. He’s scalabriney skill level, Von Waffer. But still I cursed out a celtics player acusing him of lying. Jasmine and him are now facebook friends, she apparently got some swag. 
GOOD NIGHT. 

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